the Snape one gets me every time.
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
Here’s your ticket. Stick to it, Harry, it is very important. Stick to it.
so much bitch please
How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
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