this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED
I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me
I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom
Mom: “IT’S SPARKLEFISH!”
me: “Uh, no, it’s Rainbowfish, duh!”
Mom: “He can be sparklefish if he wants!!”
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
what i tell you bout them dangling modifiers
Robert Plant photographed on stage at Oakland Coliseum by Michael Zagaris, 1977.